Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

AWOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY.I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

A well-known speaker started off his public speech in a strange manner – by holding up a Rupee 1000 Note !! Holding up the Note high in the air in one of his hands, he addressed the eagerly looking curious audience, "Who would like this Rupee 1000 Note?"

With great cheers almost all of them raised their hands with the shout, "I want it", "I want it" !! He said, "Oh! that's nice. Well, I am going to give this Note to one of you... But, first let me do this." Then, he crumpled the Note in his hands vigorously & now showed the awkwardly wrinkled 1000 Rupee Note by holding up high in his hand.

He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

The same hands went up in the air this time too.

"Well", he replied, "What if I do this?" and he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe like a mad man.

It seemed he is deriving great merriment in his unusual act. He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. It was so smudgy that no one could recognise it now as a 1000 Rupee Note. "Now who still wants it?" Strangly, now also, all the hands were up in the air with equal cheers & spirit.

Now he addressed his audience with great feeling. "My friends," said he, "You have all learned a very valuable lesson today. No matter what I did to this valuable Rupee Note, all of you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth the same - Rs.1000/-.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt of shame & insult by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come in our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. In the eyes of God, you are the same "most precious jewel of His".
"VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED !"

"True Beauty reflects on to others"
I completetly believe this saying. No matter how physically beautiful u are, it doesn't matter until u share it w/ others or show how beautiful u are from the inside. I believe being good to others will take u far. I think being kind makes u beautiful. don't u sometimes admire some1 for being a good person regaurdless of their physical appearence?

How well do you know your best friend?
You've been best friends since high school, or maybe you've only known each other for a year or two, but feel as though you've traveled through several lifetimes together. You think you know everything about the other that there is to know, but do you really? The next time the two of you are together, take this quiz and see just how much you know about the other's quirks and whims.

Name your friend's:

1. Political party

2. Middle name

3. Favorite spectator sport

4. Favorite season

5. Favorite holiday

6. Favorite author

7. Favorite ice cream flavor

8. List three items that she always carries in her purse

9. List three things you would never fail to find in her refrigerator

10. If she was stranded on a deserted island, what are the three things she couldn't live without (besides food, water and loved ones)?

11. What are her three favorite movies of all time?

12. What is her shoe size?

13. If she won a contest and the grand prize was the services of either a cook or a housekeeper for a year, which would she choose?

14. When drying a load of towels, does she use fabric softener?

15. What condiments does she put on a hot dog?

16. List the names of her parents and siblings

17. What is the name of her boss?

18. Who are her most favorite and least favorite co-workers?

19. If she was eating lunch in a restaurant and the food was inedible, would she:

a) Send it back

b) Eat it and not say anything to anyone, including you

c) Not eat it and when asked if the meal was okay, tell the truth

d) Not eat it and when asked if the meal was okay, say it was fine

20. If someone were talking in a movie theater, would she:

a) Shush very loudly

b) Move to another section of the theater

c) Inform the manager

21. What's the most bizarre thing that ever happened to her on a date?

22. If you were ordering a pizza for her, which toppings would she want?

23. If she had to wear either short-shorts or a tube top, which would she choose?

24. If she won the lottery, what is the first thing she'd buy for herself?

25. Who did she have a crush on in grammar school?

26. What would she say is the most fun the two of you have ever had together

27. What would she say is your best quality?

28. What would she say is her best quality?

29. What would she say you admire most in her?

30. What would she say she admires most in you?

Scoring:

Scoring: Each of you should score your answer sheet according to the guide below, then combine your scores for your Truth or Dare Quotient.

Questions 1-7: Score one point for every correct answer

Questions 8-11: Score one point for each item you answered correctly, for a maximum of three points per question

Questions 12-23: Score three points for every correct answer

Questions 24-30: Score five points for every correct answer

Truth or Dare Quotient:

140 or over: If you were on "The Newlywed Game," you would have won the new dinette set and the washer and dryer.

115 -139: You know each other so well that you always pick out the perfect gift, plus you know enough about her to be able to thoroughly embarrass her in public.

85-114: You have great times together, but how about a girls' night in for a change? Spend some time really getting to know each other!

84 or under: Where have you been all these years? You absolutely need to start paying attention to each other's little quirks and habits

This one is too random! But...it kills some time ! haha

How tall are you? 5'5! I wish I was taller tho!
Do you like bananas? This shit is Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!! yes!!
What is your favorite song of all time? Hmm! I have lots...but the one I can think of right now is "Mere Khayalon ki Malika-Josh" Brings back good memories
What do you do on Fridays? I chat the night away with babu!
Flip flops or sandals? Flip flops
Vitamin Water or Gatorade? Vitamin Water yo! I need some vitamin in this body
Have you had a beer in the past week? nope! Hate beer!
If you Be able to be Invisible! So I can spy on ppl!
What is your favorite place? Cant say home...I hobo around!
Do you read Harry Potter books? NO! Id rather watch the movies than waste my time readin those big ass books
What is your favorite food? Desi khana is the best food!
Where do you want to travel next? I wanna go back to Indiaaa!! Delhi reppin!!!!
What is your favorite PJ fabric? Cotton! They feel so comfy, I wish I could go anywhere with them on!
Boat or bus? Boat! it will take forever to get where I want to be, but its better than the freakin bus!
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore? Spare change when I have some
Do you shower every single day? No! Every other day! *im being too honest*
Kill the spider or let it out? KILL IT KILL IT! (IF U DONT, THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, I SWEAR)
What is your favorite TV show? Sex n the City! I learnt so much from that show!
Do you eat cold cereal at night? actually yes, thats my dinner. Cereal and milk!
Define yourself in 3 words? Bitchy, Cute, Health freak
Would you rather be blind or death? death! Id rather be dead than be blind, deaf or mute...
Are you a cat or a dog person? Dog person. Cats are too freaky at night
Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough? Bad cough...especially when it starts in the middle of a serious business
Favorite fruit? Bananas, mangos!
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies? Milk and cookies!! yum yum!
Who are you going to vote for in 2008? Vote in the Filmfares?
Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape or other? I use firefox on my mac and IE for my desktop!
What was your last thought? I wanna watch 'Naach' again!
Favorite element? water!!!!
Where is Waldo? Hes feeding the neighbours dog
Do you support Paris? Hilton??? or Paris the city??? i support nobody!
Why did the chicken cross the road? cause it wanted to run away from the farm
Your favorite Disney films? Cindrella, Snow White, all those lovey dovey princesses movie (dont hate!!)
If you had to pick one car, which would it be? A nice benz!
Most embarrassing moment? have too many to even remember
Most memorable past? sigh...i dont hold on to the past
What is your favorite clothing brand? I wear watever looks good on me!
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other? Play! I love plays!
Favorite Place to Eat? We love our Indian Buffets! hahah
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg? omg...none!!!
Would you rather be hot or cold? HOT!
T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel? FIDO!
Water or 100% Juice? WATER!
What size shoe do you wear? 6 hhehehehe im petite!
How do you feel? I feel high on Sarahgaby's cotton candy ice cream thingie...
Romance or Kinky Sex? oh god...a romantic evening ending with kinky sex! hahah
Get the number or give the number? get the number...i dont wanna be bothred with A-holes callin me!
When do you plan on getting married? sometime when I meet 'him' or abhi! hahah
Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where? none! tatoos scare me!
Who do you admire most? My dad n mom!
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have? none! I consider Sarahgaby's lil Moka as my own! hahaha
Where do you see yourself in five years? Amchi Mumbai!
If you had only six months to live, what would you do first? Id go around the world!
What is your favourite word? really???
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? India no questions asked!