While watching Inception for the 1000th time I wondered at how unique & original it was.Dom Cobb(Leonardo Dicaprio) earns his living by extracting valuable information from his target's subconscious mind when he/she is dreaming. Even more exciting is his ability to plant a particular idea into his target's mind in their subconscious state. Now how would it be if Dom Cobb,no let's say Gauri Khan plant an idea in Priyanka Chopra's mind? Bollywood celebs planting ideas in each others mind is a creepy thought but it's tremendous fun. I'll give you a few examples then you can make a few of your own. (REMEMBER THAT THOUGH CELEBS WANT TO PLANT THEIR IDEAS ON OTHERS DREAMS IT'S ALWAYS DOM COBB EVEN IN THE MOVIE WHO PERSONALLY PLANTS THE IDEA IN THE TARGET'S MIND.HENCE THE TITILE).Enjoyyyy!
DREAMER:Shah Rukh Khan
PLANTER:His kids-Aryan & Suhana
IDEA:Take a chill pill dad.
SRK has always been an icon not only due to his films but also due to his charisma & wit on & off screen.However even a blind fan like me could see that everything is not hunky-dorky with the Badshah of late. His pangas with Salman & Shirish,the recent Wankhede controversy & smoking in public,disappointing films & rumours of an alleged affair with Priyanka Chopra & bad health has taken a toll on SRK. His children should then be the ones who go in his dreams & convince their dad to take it easy,or it'll be his downfall.
PLANTER:Salim Khan & concerned family.(What about Katrina?)
IDEA:Please jaake shaadi kar lo.
Sallu Bhai's career has never been better what with back to back mega-blockbusters. However Bhai's been unlucky in one respect of life. His love life has never been great guns & nor have his marriage prospects. But now is really the time he should get up & start searching for his dulhaniya. Don't you think so?
IDEA:Piggy Chops not allowed 500 m within my husband's boundary.
An undoubtedly talented actress of immense potential Priyanka's off screen image isn't really squeaky clean. The ever-increasing rumours of an affair between Priyanka & a much senior Shah Rukh Khan have given her the title of a homewrecker & led in her isolation by others. So while these rumours keep gathering steam,the best way for PC to avoid them is to stay away from SRK completey. I'm sure a certain Mrs.Khan would be glad to plant that in her mind.
PLANTER:All top league actresses(PC,Kat & especially a Ms.Kapoor)
IDEA:Vidyaji stop harassing us by making so many women-centric films
Vidya's meteoric rise as a singularly talented & brave though unconventional actress has brought her immense praise from critics & junta alike. However her ability to select strong women-oriented films centering around her & to carry it on her shoulders & make it a hit hasn't pleased everyone,especially her top league contemporaries who fear losing their rankings to Vidya. So they would undeniably jump at the opportunity to somehow force it into Vidya's head to stop making women-centric films,however strong her conviction be.
PLANTER:All her strong critics like ahem...Jitesh Pillai & Rajeev Masand
IDEA:Keep blockbusting with Khans as much as you want,but also make some films where you're not just in the background.
Since 2007 three of Bebo's films have reached the 100 cr mark & she's been the undeniable No.1 for quite some time. That said...er.....Kareena didn't have to do much in those films besides being an arm-candy to the Khans. Now an actress of Bebo's high calibre & versatility can surely manage to make films without Khans where she's the main subject. So we really need a demanding & forceful critic like Rajeev Masand to put that into her head,because the Chotte Nawab doesn't seem to be doing it. Also a little more modesty & less no.1 proclaiming will be better.
IDEA:More movies less magazine covers.
Sonam's a pretty,leggy lass & makes one hell of a covergirl. But that's no excuse for her films. Now more known for her fashion sense than her films,Beti Sonam will soon be history if she doesn't put some of those Jimmy Choo's behind. No one better than Papa Anil to do that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TThis post is not in any ways supposed to be insulting to any star or his/her fans. It's in good humour & my opinion. I couldn't think up dreams for Ash,Akshay,Aamir,Katrina,Rani & many others,but I'm sure you can help me. Go on be creative & funny & keep planting ideas in your fave celebs mind. Dom Cobb will be happy to do that I'm sure.