MORE: Akshay Kumar & Katrina Kaif in New Delhi Mall to promote their film "Tees Maar Khan''

i like her soooo much.... her hair style lukin gorgeous

now this dress looks cool but she looks cheap and movie flopped

Read many reviews and its all the same, BADDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Oh well my money will be staying in my pocket.

I hope they burn Akshay's wardrobe after they are done filming, I really do, or maybe they could give it to someone for whom it would be appropriate, like a 13 year old girl.

Wed, 2010-12-22 20:21 — Anonymous
omg i feel exactly the same as u!! i really pray and hope its the biggest flop of 2010!!
we can tell that even they know the movie is shit!! hence the crazy promotion!
katrina is a flop!! ugly manly horse face...no talent...no skill...cant even speak in hindi!!
cant believe this world is full of blind freaks who like her!! just shows how tempted ppl get when they see girls stripping onscreen

look at all these bitches who are jealou of katrina LOL
The title reads: MORE: Akshay Kumar & Katrina Kaif in New Delhi Mall to promote their film "Tees Maar Khan''
If you tired of Katrina and TMK promo....why the fuck are you clicking on that title????????????????? Bitches!

Tees Maar Khan
Nikhat Kazmi, TNN, Dec 23, 2010, 09.31pm IST
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Cast: Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Akshaye Khanna, Arya Babbar, Raghu Ram, Rajiv Lakshman
Direction: Farah Khan
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 2 hours 20 minutes
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Story: Tabrez Khan (Akshay Kumar) heralds himself as Tees Maar Khan (TMK), the greatest con artist who lives to rob and robs to live. Walking in an out of jails, he plans to pull off the most daring heist of his career, after being hired by a robbers' duo, the Johari brothers (Rajiv and Raghu). The crooks want him to rob a train carrying a carriage-full of treasures. Easy, exclaims TMK and unleashes a bizarre robbery plan which involves an entire village, an Oscar-obsessed film star (Akshaye Khanna), a bunch of cronies and a bimbette girl friend (Katrina Kaif) who happens to be a wannabe film actress too and spends her time acting in silly movies.

Movie Review: Farah Khan is indeed a fun-loving person with a pronounced sense of humour, as has been evident in her earlier films. If Main Hoon Naa had a delightful sense of fun permeating through the college campus where most of the drama unfolded, then Om Shanti Om used Bollywood's favourite theme -- reincarnation -- with a sparkling, tongue-in-cheek tenor that made the implausible end up as uproarious fun. Tees Maar Khan too is purported to be total fun and begins on a promising note, with the actors creating havoc on screen from the word go. Unborn Akshay kicking in his Bollywood-crazy mother's womb, all grown-up Akshay breaking the law and bragging about it in bindaas style, dim-witted Anya (Katrina) doing the Sheela Ki Jawani number with aplomb and basking in her B-grade starlet status, an edgy superstar (Akshaye Khanna) tearing his hair apart for having missed the Oscar to Anil Kapoor's Slumdog Millionaire act...you begin to settle down for loads of masti and dhamaal as the show unfolds.

But post interval, you end up restless. And fidgety. Because nothing really connects. The film maker has always treated Bollywood cinema with a fond irreverence and has laughed at many of the sacrosanct givens of the mainstream formula. But all the jokes and the jibes have been incorporated in a storyline and a screenplay that has always managed to have an emotional connect, like old-fashioned Hindi cinema has. Main Hoon Naa reiterated the bhai-bhai bond and OSO applauded the eternal love story that seems to be staple Bollywood fare. Sadly, Tees Maar Khan begins as a spoof and remains a spoof, till the very end. All the characters end up as mere caricatures and completely fail to build up an emotional quotient in the film. The protagonist, Tees Maar Khan, ends up as a much-applauded character in the film, but you don't feel like putting your hands together for him because even his con act leaves you cold. Katrina Kaif's Anya is the strangest heroine act till now. Completely over the top and completely brainless, she has nothing alluring about her, till the very end. All she does is rant, rave and live up to the dumb girlfriend/item girl stereotype, donning rollers in her hair and declaring `You dirty dog' over and over again. The only exaggeration that seems to work here is Akshaye Khanna. He plays the Oscar-crazy superstar as a hysterical madcap and somehow manages to pull off the joke. A complete surprise act from the generally staid and sober Akshaye Khanna!

The film might have worked if it had buffered its spoof-and-satire stance with some emotional drama too. For there is only this much you can laugh at Danny Boyle becoming Danny Doyle and Manoj Night Shyamalan becoming Manoj Day Ramalan. If the drama fails to touch you, the music (Vishal-Shekhar) doesn't remain with you too long. Of course Sheela Ki Jawani is eye-popping chartbuster fare and adds another definition to the item number with Katrina's explosive rendition. But eventually, fun needs a foundation too and spoofs need some substance to carry them through. TMK has colour, humour, pace but nothing does seem to fall in place in terms of plot and character connect.
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Harsh (Ahmedabad)
16 mins ago (11:22 PM)

i think this critics Nikita kazmi is i called a givving a good review if i was there and put my opinion so..... is that "MUZE MERE PAISE WAPAS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" WTF....... BAKWASSSS IS EVERMADE IS CALLED TEES MAAR KHAN...
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Akshay kumar over
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Aditya Nagpal (Bangalore, India)
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Its the worst movie i have seen since a long time and difinitely the worst of farah khan too...the movie has no plot, the characters has been wasted.Very poor direction.
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complete waste of time.. maha bakwaas movie.. Please dont watch it for god's sake.
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out standing
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itni buri hogi kabhi socha na tha.... akki kya ho gya hai tujhko
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1 hr ago (10:06 PM)

Movie is below average. Akshay repeats his same old acts, Katrina's role is similar to her act in RACE movie....only saving grace is Akshaye Khanna...Supporting starcast is below average as well...this was not expected from FK especially after OSO....this movie is for someone who has never seen an Akshay Kumar movie before...otherwise his comic timing is so predictable...barring sheila ki jawani...all other songs are strictly okay....this is a DVD movie
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They are going overboard promoting this Tees Maar Khan, I wonder if it will get lots of maars (beatings)!! The movie looks like a great bore, going by Akshay Kumar's recent releases. Wonder if Farah Khan was able to give this movie her magic touch? On the other hand, though not this well promoted, Ajay Devgan's "Toonpur Ka Superhero" looks interesting and I get the feel it is going to be a hit. I am NOT going to watch TMK, I know that much because all we have to see was shown in the promos anyways!

i love u katrina

Adorable Kat!

i think this is after her star news appearance...someone should post that...it was wikid!! she talks about sallu :)