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What would you do if you wake up as a Bollywood celeb???
Let's play this fun post. Imagine you wake up in the morning and are getting ready for another busy day when you suddenly realise that the reflection in the mirror is not you,its someone else.You suddenly realise that you've woken up as a Bollywood celeb!!!!What would your reaction be or what would you do on finding out?Below I've listed a few examples- 1)Aishwarya Rai Bachchan: First get shocked by my other worldly beauty.Next admire myself in the mirror till I get tired ..........oh and rush by Aaradhya's side on hearing her cry. 2)Katrina Kaif: Either open up my Hindi grammar text book or go back to sleep again. Second option sounds better. 3)Ranbir Kapoor: Need an immediate change of underwear.....oops towel. 4)Kareena Kapoor: Make up a sensational headline that will for sure get max hits.Go and kiss Saifu and tell him to shave. 5)Shah Rukh Khan:Feel like the king of the world.Maybe go and polish my IPL cup. 6)Sonam Kapoor:Spend 5 hours deciding on what to wear today-Chanel,Prada,Gucci,Armani? 7)Amitabh Bachchan:Blog about Beti B what else? These are just a few examples.You can make many more. Go on I would love to hear all your comments???
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Sridevi: Tell every actor in Bollywood how to make a smashing comeback at this age!
I would love to be woken up as Deepika Padukone just because I would be able to sleep with all the handsome bollywood hunks from SRK, Salman, Aamir, Akshay, Emraan, Ranbir, Ranveer Singh, Varun Dhawan, Imran Khan, Shahid Kapoor, John Abraham, Abishek Bachchan, Ayushmann Khuraana, Vidyut Jamwal, RajKumar Yadav, Randeep hooda, Arunodhay Singh, Kunal Khemu, Rajeev Khandelwal, Husain Kuwajerwala, Hiten Tejwani, Sharad Kelkar, Karan Grover, Karan Wahi, Saif Ali Khan, Sonu Sood, Prithvi Raj, R. Madhavan, Rana Dagubbati, Nagarjuna, Ajay Devgn, Arshad Warsi, and Vivek Oberoi..
Katrina: I will marry Salman Khan
Ranbir: I will marry a girl who is not actress, especially one of my fans. I will not marry an actress.
Deepika: I will leave Ranbir alone as he never hurt me
Sonam: I will apologize to Ranbir
well i have had the misfortune to see katrina in action while waiting for my friend to finish interviewing her for a foreign publication...no doubt she is very pretty but has the attitude of a tsar!!!! she is cold, arrogant and snotty! plus, she is extremely dumb! thats a deadly combo!! a dumb, full of attitude, pretty bimbette who is ruling the HF industry currently and knows it!!! the foreign photographer who was also present was a bit taken aback with her attitude coz he had clicked the likes of angelina and other hollywood a -listers ...he felt she was pretty but snotty! god!! i had no opinion on her earlier to this experience but now cant stand her.....why should all our hard earned money ( ticket sales) go to the likes of her...and pls,, she is no indian..she is a brit gal who comes from very humble origins as is well known in the area she grew up in.....if not for salman khan, this gal wud be long forgotten....a fact she is well aware of and thus she always keeps herself available to him
salman ask for forgiveness about all my stupid deeds stop abusing women and stop promoting my charity so alot,this is very selfish,I must do good things for Allah not for media
shahrukhkhan eat alot ,sleep more and quit smoking
amir no special thing about amit but I think I will try to wear better clothes that are suitable for my age
aishwarya never care about bad comments about my weight,take care of my baby and husband and when I feel I did this in a good way then begin to think about returning to cinema,at last my family is more important
AISHWARYA : I would stop being dignified and come out and for the first time I would reveal the world what happened between me and salman...
salman: I would touch ASH'S feet and apologize for all bad stuff that I did to her
Vivek - Tell why Ash used/dumped me....
katrina - feel lucky....
kareena - marry....
Ash - Run to gym....lol........
This is so much fun. For me it'd be a dream come true to wake up as a celeb (a star actor mostly am assuming).
Before I become anyone else, I'll just enjoy every single moment of my popularity and success and support all around. Would like being pampered a bit. I'll dress up in gorgeous clothes and accessories completely spoilt for choice, will enjoy getting groomed, attend various events (I'll take the award shows, I'll enjoy them but please don't call me on stage, I'll be shy :) including social contributions of my choice, work at my dialogues and expressions and body language and experience filming and being different characters, enjoy dancing, have crushes on co-stars or dashing men ;-) and actually rub shoulders with them and who knows fall in love and get married to one of them, meet rockstar divas, and my favorites, and learn something from each, exercise the hell out of me (there will be immense presure to look fit so I'll do it :-), enjoy being interviewed, juggle a crazy schedule and fly round the world to breathtaking locales..yes it'd be very draining and all of this will be hard work, but then I'd love the challenge and experience of it all. I'd like to see if I can keep a sane head on my shoulders and how I'd react to various people and situations.
So here are a few things I'd do if I wake as some of the stars. Now I don't want to change anyone but this is simply wish-fulfillment :).
Ranbir: my favorite! I'll join Twitter ASAP and say hi to fans like me. Ranbir, please make that dream come true. Also, I will stay single to give a chance to fans like me :-)
SRK: Gain some weight and quit smoking, for my millions of fans, who want to see me healthy and live a long, long life. Also, take a long vacation to recharge myself, either alone if I prefer that, or with people of my choice.
Amitabh: Take lots of rest. Say a courtesy hello to Rekha, acknowledge her next time I come face to face.
Aish: Show the world my baby in a completely normal, matter-of-fact way.
Rekha: Give interviews. We love you Rekha.
Anil Kapoor: Tell the world the secrets to my youthful looks.
Freida Pinto: Sign a good Hindi movie ASAP. Not be SOOO choosy. Good hindi movies are being made all the time.
PC: Wake up and find that I have met the man of my dreams :)
Shahid: same as PC - met the woman of my dreams.
Sonam: If passion is fashion more than acting, then seriously pursue that.
Salman: Never stop pursuing Katrina - if she is The One.
PC and SRK: Meet up and spend time together like normal people. Log kya kahenge be damned. Friendship is friendship.
Any actress in general: Stop going for ANY kind of enhancement and stay my natural self.
Any Director: I'll sign on all the overlooked, talented actors in my movies.
ANY music director or lyricist: Immerse myself in yerteryears music and START churning out that kinda melodious music.
Aishwarya - take off the colored lenses, and calculate how many I have made plastic surgery. Later go up to the mirror and admit that I'm not the most beautiful woman in the world and quietly retire and throw in the trash all the whitening cream
Abhishek - will admit that I was not fit for Bollywood and find another job.
Shahrukh - wake up and understand that my days are over and ask forgiveness for all the evil that I have caused to others
Amir -'ll wake up and the next great project
Salman - tell all the truth rumors about me.
Hrithik - stop going to the gym and changing expression of my face
Ranbir - go to sleep again
Katrina - smile and praise myself for the result, which reached
Rani - sign any project with Salman and Aamir
Karisma - sign any project with Salman and kiss children
Karina - I will marry Saif
Kitty OMG!!! LOL.
Thought of another one, if I woke up as Deepika I would drive straight to the laser clinic and have that RK tattoo REMOVED!
Cool topic PizzaPasta, this is fun! :)
Aishwarya: I would dance perfectly and gracefully to all of my favourite hits like Kajra Re, Nimbooda, Dola Re Dola, etc! Then spend the rest of the day snuggling with my cute baby and cute hubby while the maids bring us chocolate covered strawberries. :)
Shreya Gosal: I would sing all of my favourite Shreya songs flawlessly and hit all the right notes, especially Mere Dholna (from Bhul Bhulaiya).
SRK: Quit smoking! ;)
Salman: Man up and confess, hold a press conference in front of Mumbai Prison detailing my crimes then surrender and serve my sentences.
Kat: Spend a whole day speaking only Hindi and no English...
Kajol: Pluck it! :)
Priyanka: Hang out with Katy Perry and dye my hair blue or purple and start dressing like a real rockstar!
Sushmita Sen : plz plzz do sing some movies ! and comeback ....
Sonam Kapoor : Be a Model, bcz u can't act now the World knew it.
Kangna Ranaut
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Priyanka Chopra : both of u stop doing cosmetic surgery, and go take acting lessons.
Madhuri Dixit : don't think you are still 25, call Juhi Chawala and get know what kind of role you need to Do!
Parineetin Chopra : first you try to acting, and stop overacting .
Asin
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Katrina Kaif : Go To Acting School, and get a good lesson how to act, don't forget to take Priyanka with you ! ;)
Bipasha Basu : Do some Films or Item Numbers, stop dancing on Katrina & Vidya's songs all the award showz.
Tabu
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Urmilla Matunkkar : ohh now days Esha Deol got married! both of you AB TO SHADI KARLO !
Karishma Kapoor : Don't make you Dangerous comeback ! :P
Also thank you ZarkaA1.
OMG LOL @ all the people like me who claim they would do naughty things with Ranbir's body all in the name of Deepika. Bahhahhahaa! We are so evil hehe!
+thanks Anonymous for your comments, xx. :-)
kareena - marry saifu
katrina - Feel happy for being not from india n still being on top...
preity - feel content....
Aishwarya - Run to gym n show Aradhya to the world...lol....
Katrina - Be happy seeing everyone jealous of me...
Ash - Lose weight as soon as possible...
Vivek- Slap Ash...
Vidya - Feel happy abt where I have reached today...
Vivek - Tell everyone Why Ash dumped/used me...
Vidya - Tell every top actress that m the best...
Katrina- Admire myself n my hardwork....
kareena - marry saif finally....
Katrina - Think how lucky I am to be among top heroines of bollywood.
Priyanka - Tell people to shut up.
Aishwarya - Will start going to the gym...what else....
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Nice one....
Katrina - Think how lucky I am to be among top heroines of bollywood.
Priyanka - Tell people to shut up.
Aishwarya - Will start going to the gym...what else....
are you katrina kaif ? rrr why wouldn't people dislike her?? she can't act or dance or speak hindi?? she is a waste in bollywood. take her white skin away and you have a regular looking girl who wouldn't get noticed. i am not a aishwarya fan but i can respect the girl for her beauty and she has actual talent which katrina can't spell. sridivi,
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you are another example of what I'm talking about.... just because I stick up for Katrina doesn't mean I am her????
either you have a personal problem which is affecting you or your really insecure I don't know what does White skin concerns about Katrina she is not even that light like Kareena, karishma or Anushka?? & obviously she has improved in acting & no doubt she can dance... *spell check* I think you mispelled her name it's Sri Devi.
anyways
@ voice writer Thank you for Respecting my opinion =)
I totally respect you
& you are very right some people bash ASh & other celebs alittle too much! for example the comment on the top where she says I 'm Katrina LOL like celebs have time to come on sites to save themselves..
hey I don't mind being her =P
Awesome post and very interesting topic for discussion.
Katrina:Reveal I was a porn star before Bollywood.Also reveal my real nationality & identity by showing my passport.
Priyanka:Expose my about 200000 affairs with married men across the globe and reveal among them the names of Obama and Tiger Woods.Also reveal the no. of times I've done boob and hip enhancements,lip jobs,nose jobs,botox every time I go to US.
Kareena:Go back to sleep.
Vidya:Take up the case of women rights and enforce a law against indecency of women in films.
Gauri:Sing Buddha Mil Gaya the whole day.
Aishwarya:Reveal that the import tax of India is due to me importing bleaching creams and contact lens from outside.
Ranbir:Pose in my towel for Deepika.
@voices writer RESPECT FOR YOU!!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE AND ADMIRE ALL YOUR COMMENTS!!
Great post pizzapasta. Oh how it would feel to be famous! I think it would be very taxing,imagine dealing with new surroundings,people,media etc. So crazy! Also would have to deal with haters like some of the people below!
P.S What is it with Kareena fans and their inability to spell? It's supposed to be 'gym', lady!
Do post,PV! I know moderating is a tough job but come on, i make no offense and you know it!
Kajol - sign the next best movie that comes my way and create a huge comeback after Yug's birth
Rani - attend more events, make a clear statement about my eventually husband-to-be, sign more movies
Katrina - take acting lessons
Vidya - stop wearing sarees all the time and try some new brands like H&M, Zaara ...
Kareena - go back to SLB's Ram Leela to make Ranveer's dream come true, taking dance lessons
Priyanka - stop acting or take serious acting lessons together with Katrina
Abhishek - stop bein BigB's son and creat an own identity, play serious roles to show acting skills
Shahid - choose better film roles, never shoot together with PC
Ranveer - confess my love for Anushka and make it officially
Salman & Hrithik - stop going to gym quite every day, because I wouldn't want to look like Hulk
LMAO @ Sun, 2012-07-15 02:33 — Arina :P
If I woke up as a star,I'd be able to solve a lot of mysteries :
1) Katrina Kaif - I'd tell the world all about my history & clarify all the stories about me.
2)Big B- I would know what really happened between Rekha & me. I would stop running away every time she enters the room.
3)Abhishek & Karisma Kapoor - Why did we break up ? Why ? Why?
4)Vivek Oberoi- Why did Ash dump me?
5) Salman Khan- Am I really very very bad or actually very very good?!!!!!!!!!!!
6) Susanne Roshan -For very obvious reasons.