Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

AWOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY.I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

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Tindolu's picture

hahahaha.. nice post...

sabira's picture

agree..agree and AGREE!..we are ALMSOT horrible

gudgal's picture

awesomooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! so freaking trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous's picture

lovely :)

Anonymous's picture

hahahaa.. this describes every single girl/lady/women roflmao guYs have no option left :P then to surrender

Anonymous's picture

hhahahahahaha you made my dayyyyyy ++++++++++++

Razmo's picture

HAHAHAH so true!!!!

Afghan_babe's picture

Aahahahah @ "thanks" lol
thanks for the lovely post sugar candy

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