Sick of hearing terrible pickup lines? Here are some cringe worthy lines that'll make you run for the hills

Pick-up lines are the worst way to try and get a woman. Here are some of the worst pick up lines that will make you recoil in disgust!
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Some men still use pick-up lines and as awful as that sounds, sometimes it’s fun to turn them down with some sarcastic replies. Some pick-up lines just make you cringe. Men need to really work hard on their pick-up techniques and lines. Here are some cringe-worthy pick-up lines that make you want to just bang your head against the wall.

1. Did you just fart? Because you blow me away…

A: So, why are you still here?

 

2. I’ve lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?

A: Want me to call your mommy, son?

 

3. Your daddy must be a drug dealer because girl, you’re dope.

A: Now I wish I was high

 

4. Is your daddy a baker? Because you’ve got nice buns

A: And he didn’t bake me

 

5. Is your daddy a terrorist? Because you’re a bomb

A: Oh yes! And I'm going to blast you. 

 

6. If you were my homework, I’d do you all over my desk.

A: Thank God, I’m not!

 

7. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

A: I wonder how….

 

8. Are you a switch? Because you’re turning me on

A: And you’re turning me off.

 

9. Girl, do you know black magic? Because you’ve got me under a spell

A: I wish I’d turned you into a toad instead

 

10. Your body is 70% water and I’m thirsty.

A:  Nah, I’d rather watch you dehydrate.

 

11. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

A:  I’ve lost a kidney. Can I have yours?

 

12. Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

A:  I’ve been searching for a gun. Sadly, we don’t always get what we want.

 

13. My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

A:  No wonder you stink.

 

14. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?

A:  I do but you make me wish I didn't. 

 

15. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout

A: And I can knock you out.

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